The Hatching by Ezekiel Boone
My rating: 3 of 5 stars
The first third of the book was endless set-up. Short chapters with a new POV in every chapter, with little plot, no discernible story arc or much of a development of any kind, hints at something and mini cliffhangers at the end of the chapters. At about 28% into the book I was rolling my eyes very hard…. Lucky for me (and the author, I was close to tossing the book) I finally met a repeating character at that point. And some small progress in the plot.
Think popcorn fiction. End of the world/horror 101, every clichee and trope there is. Almost no character development, plot fits on a cocktail napkin. Movie script. Frantic pace without much content. Filler chapters, trying to create suspense by waving something creepy at you from the distance.
Funnily enough, after almost tossing the book, I couldn’t put it down and read half of the night. After that I slowed down again, because the hectic jumping around without resolving anything and hinting at bad things to come got not exactly boring, but a bit tiresome. I was looking forward to the end of the book and some closure. Man, was I annoyed when I figured out that the darn book ends in the middle of the story.
Argh, why did nobody tell me that this is a trilogy? Now I have to get the next book to find out what happens to the characters that I did eventually develop some interest in. Plus I want to know how it works out for the world domination plan of the spiders. Sigh.
Oh, for those of you that read the book, here is my Independence Day cast nomination…. I know, it’s more of an Alien/Jurassic Park/Arachnophobia-kinda plot, sort of Michael Crichton for poor people, aka without any science, but that’s what started playing in my head…
Melanie, the scientist: Jeff Goldblum
Mike, cop guy: Will Smith. Yeah, doesn’t really fit.
POTUS: Bill Pullman
Her sidekick Manny: well, Jeff Goldblum’s ex, obviously
Judd Hirsch and Randy Quaid as the survivalist dudes
They can have Will Smith’s dog…
On second thought, Sigourney Weaver would be a good Melanie. Why did nobody in this book have a flamethrower? Napalm?
And yes, the book made me twitchy. My apartment is now completely free of spider webs of any kind. Usually I catch and release spiders I come across. Right now, immediate annihilation.
So, rating.
Writing, plot and character development, 2 stars. Seriously.
Entertainment level, 4 stars. I got a lot of mileage ranting about this book and I did spend a night reading it.
Annoyance factor over the endless build-up and abrupt ending, unmeasurable!
I guess that makes it 3 crispy, venomous, eight-legged freaks…
I received this free e-copy from the publisher/author via NetGalley, in exchange for an honest review, thank you!
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